“You are a fanny trumpet” – a post about swears1 min read
Hi again, after my last post about backronyms (which included some mild swearing) I thought I would follow that up with a post about loads more swears.
Readers of a sensitive disposition – what the fuck are you doing here anyway?
Right, now that’s out the way, here’s a link to my new rude tool:
It’s based on a physical version which I received as a present. I enjoyed it so much that I wanted a digital version to take with me and generate new and random offensiveness on the go.
The Swear Cards may get updated with a few more rude words in the future – feel free to suggest them in the comments below.
I had hoped to make the Swear Cards generate swears which could be shared over Facebook, however I never found the energy to work around Facebook’s link caching system. It seems to aggressively cache the link title (e.g. “You are a fanny trumpet”) the first time it gets shared over Facebook, which meant that any further sharing seems to only show this title. I may go back and find a way around it at some point, but I can’t find the time to get into it right now.
In the meantime, have a play around and make some swears of your own.
Speak soon, you shit cannons.